A good Saturday morning to all.  Still dark here, I got home from work a little bit ago.  Dear Wife and a friend of hers have already set off for the Atlanta airport, there to retrieve her sister who is flying in from the greater Pittsburgh area.  She will be staying with us for a few days, and then we are going to drive her home.  Or that is the plan, Lord willing.  We need to go up there for a few days, we've hardly seen family at all in the last 18 years, and not at all since our last doleful visits in early 2007 when, in the space of little more than a month, both our mothers passed.  Not exactly a great time, and we had to come and go as quickly as possible due to our straitened circumstances.  We will have a LITTLE bit of time this go-round, though of course we won't get to do everything we'd like, nor see everyone we'd like to see, and probably someone's feelings will be hurt.  Can't be helped, we're doing what we can.
But things may be a bit disconnected for the next few weeks, certainly until around the new year. 
This morning's reading is the book of Jonah.  That's another name you will rarely see in the birth records these days, and that's probably appropriate.  But we've all known some people that remind us of him. 
| 1 | Now the word of the LORD came unto Jonah the son of Amittai, saying, | 
| 2 | Arise, go to Nineveh, that great city, and cry against it; for their wickedness is come up before me. | 
| 3 | But  Jonah rose up to flee unto Tarshish from the presence of the LORD, and  went down to Joppa; and he found a ship going to Tarshish: so he paid  the fare thereof, and went down into it, to go with them unto Tarshish  from the presence of the LORD. | 
| 4 | But  the LORD sent out a great wind into the sea, and there was a mighty  tempest in the sea, so that the ship was like to be broken. | 
| 5 | Then  the mariners were afraid, and cried every man unto his god, and cast  forth the wares that were in the ship into the sea, to lighten it of  them. But Jonah was gone down into the sides of the ship; and he lay,  and was fast asleep. | 
| 6 | So  the shipmaster came to him, and said unto him, What meanest thou, O  sleeper? arise, call upon thy God, if so be that God will think upon us,  that we perish not. | 
| 7 | And  they said every one to his fellow, Come, and let us cast lots, that we  may know for whose cause this evil is upon us. So they cast lots, and  the lot fell upon Jonah. | 
| 8 | Then  said they unto him, Tell us, we pray thee, for whose cause this evil is  upon us; What is thine occupation? and whence comest thou? what is thy  country? and of what people art thou? | 
| 9 | And he said unto them, I am an Hebrew; and I fear the LORD, the God of heaven, which hath made the sea and the dry land. | 
| 10 | Then  were the men exceedingly afraid, and said unto him. Why hast thou done  this? For the men knew that he fled from the presence of the LORD,  because he had told them. | 
| 11 | Then said they unto him, What shall we do unto thee, that the sea may be calm unto us? for the sea wrought, and was tempestuous. | 
| 12 | And  he said unto them, Take me up, and cast me forth into the sea; so shall  the sea be calm unto you: for I know that for my sake this great  tempest is upon you. | 
| 13 | Nevertheless  the men rowed hard to bring it to the land; but they could not: for the  sea wrought, and was tempestuous against them. | 
| 14 | Wherefore  they cried unto the LORD, and said, We beseech thee, O LORD, we beseech  thee, let us not perish for this man's life, and lay not upon us  innocent blood: for thou, O LORD, hast done as it pleased thee. | 
| 15 | So they look up Jonah, and cast him forth into the sea: and the sea ceased from her raging. | 
| 16 | Then the men feared the LORD exceedingly, and offered a sacrifice unto the LORD, and made vows. | 
| 17 | Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights. | 
| 1 | Then Jonah prayed unto the LORD his God out of the fish's belly, | 
| 2 | And  said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the LORD, and he heard  me; out of the belly of hell cried I, and thou heardest my voice. | 
| 3 | For  thou hadst cast me into the deep, in the midst of the seas; and the  floods compassed me about: all thy billows and thy waves passed over me. | 
| 4 | Then I said, I am cast out of thy sight; yet I will look again toward thy holy temple. | 
| 5 | The waters compassed me about, even to the soul: the depth closed me round about, the weeds were wrapped about my head. | 
| 6 | I  went down to the bottoms of the mountains; the earth with her bars was  about me for ever: yet hast thou brought up my life from corruption, O  LORD my God. | 
| 7 | When my soul fainted within me I remembered the LORD: and my prayer came in unto thee, into thine holy temple. | 
| 8 | They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy. | 
| 9 | But I will sacrifice unto thee with the voice of thanksgiving; I will pay that that I have vowed. Salvation is of the LORD. | 
| 10 | And the LORD spake unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land. | 
| 1 | And the word of the LORD came unto Jonah the second time, saying, | 
| 2 | Arise, go unto Nineveh, that great city, and preach unto it the preaching that I bid thee. | 
| 3 | So  Jonah arose, and went unto Nineveh, according to the word of the LORD.  Now Nineveh was an exceeding great city of three days' journey. | 
| 4 | And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown. | 
| 5 | So  the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on  sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them. | 
| 6 | For  word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and  he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in  ashes. | 
| 7 | And  he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the  decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast,  herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water: | 
| 8 | But  let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God:  yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence  that is in their hands. | 
| 9 | Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not? | 
| 10 | And  God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God  repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and  he did it not. | 
| 1 | But it displeased Jonah exceedingly, and he was very angry. | 
| 2 | And  he prayed unto the LORD, and said, I pray thee, O LORD, was not this my  saying, when I was yet in my country? Therefore I fled before unto  Tarshish: for I knew that thou art a gracious God, and merciful, slow to  anger, and of great kindness, and repentest thee of the evil. | 
| 3 | Therefore now, O LORD, take, I beseech thee, my life from me; for it is better for me to die than to live. | 
| 4 | Then said the LORD, Doest thou well to be angry? | 
| 5 | So  Jonah went out of the city, and sat on the east side of the city, and  there made him a booth, and sat under it in the shadow, till he might  see what would become of the city. | 
| 6 | And  the LORD God prepared a gourd, and made it to come up over Jonah, that  it might be a shadow over his head, to deliver him from his grief. So  Jonah was exceeding glad of the gourd. | 
| 7 | But God prepared a worm when the morning rose the next day, and it smote the gourd that it withered. | 
| 8 | And  it came to pass, when the sun did arise, that God prepared a vehement  east wind; and the sun beat upon the head of Jonah, that he fainted, and  wished in himself to die, and said, It is better for me to die than to  live. | 
| 9 | And God said to Jonah, Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And he said, I do well to be angry, even unto death. | 
| 10 | Then  said the LORD, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for the which thou hast  not laboured, neither madest it grow; which came up in a night, and  perished in a night: | 
| 11 | And  should not I spare Nineveh, that great city, wherein are more then  sixscore thousand persons that cannot discern between their right hand  and their left hand; and also much cattle? | 
This evening, Revelation chapter 9.  I don't want to be around for this.
| 1 | And  the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the  earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. | 
| 2 | And  he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit,  as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened  by reason of the smoke of the pit. | 
| 3 | And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power. | 
| 4 | And  it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth,  neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which  have not the seal of God in their foreheads. | 
| 5 | And  to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they  should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of  a scorpion, when he striketh a man. | 
| 6 | And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. | 
| 7 | And  the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle;  and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces  were as the faces of men. | 
| 8 | And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions. | 
| 9 | And  they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound  of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to  battle. | 
| 10 | And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months. | 
| 11 | And  they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit,  whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath  his name Apollyon. | 
| 12 | One woe is past; and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter. | 
| 13 | And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar which is before God, | 
| 14 | Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates. | 
| 15 | And  the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a  day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men. | 
| 16 | And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them. | 
| 17 | And  thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having  breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of  the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued  fire and smoke and brimstone. | 
| 18 | By  these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the  smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. | 
| 19 | For  their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were  like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt. | 
| 20 | And  the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented  not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils,  and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which  neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: | 
| 21 | Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts. |